OMFG and can you believe there are people who actually get up EARLY in the morning to do that shit BEFORE they go to work? They describe it to me as "energizing and leaves you ready to start the day", and I'm like "Mmmmm, NO bitch. Nuh Uhhh. When I'm done working out, all I want to do is lay on the sofa and not movie…

Pretty sure that if it were up to Kris, North West would age like children do on soap operas: One day they're newborns and then a year or so later they're already 16 and hungry for Drama/Fame/Money/Scandal.

Yes, many sweaters and seams look like that now. It's a thing.

Marc looks like he just got back from DA BOMBEST RAVE EVAH! I sure do hope he's complimenting that outfit by driving a VW bus while blaring some vintage Dee-Lite, Blur, and Orbital...on cassette! Hand over the molly, Marc. My high is starting to wear off!

"Malware" is a really good word for that, and so is "Creepware". I look forward to some smart entrepreneurs/inventors creating a full line of PUA Malware/Creepware jamming accessories for women.

ha.

I actually would LOVE to see what the Gay and Lesbian take on these would be. Though for us gays, I'm pretty sure it would be some kind of Beyonce-Aguilera-Gaga-Cher-Dolly mashup with like 15 feet of multi-colored weave.

Definitely agree with you. At first glance, she didn't look "Grown" in the main black&white image. Then I looked again and saw the maturity in her face in both that one and the 2nd image.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!

Don't mind them haterz, 2 Chains. You go 'head and have you a 'Chico's Kind of Day'.
Just remember to return that top to Michael Phelps' mom when you're done with it.

Oh. Holy. Shitballs.

We should maybe send him a pair?

I don't care much for Tom Cruise anymore, but I'm 100% all for suing the tabloids to the tune of $50MM for making up bullshit stories. I remember seeing that cover story whil in the checkout line and I was like "Damn, that is a BOLD statement to make about someone and their child"

I would hate to be that comedienne though. It would suck to be under that much pressure because this is such an issue right now.

Priyanka Chopra is a LOT more beautiful than those two Guess images convey.

I'm sure this is Hallmark's GeoPolitical advisory team going completely off the rails, forcing everyone else to fall in line with their hand-wringing.

Look, Bro... we got a tobacco-infused paraffin treatment that'll make each one of your fingers smell like a different Cuban cigar. For $10 extra we can reproduce each Cigar label on your nails so you know what your sniffing. No Homo though, because we seal them in a top-coat of Jameson for an aged effect.

I do wonder if both customers encountered the SAME Barneys employee though.

haha Mario Lopez tried, but FAILED... because UGGS.

WORD.