Ok, but I simply CANNOT with that name. It's like the name of a guest character with a 3-episode story arc on some One Tree Hill knock-off

Annnd now I know where these came from:

Great. Now I have that sad scene from 28 Days Later stuck in my head - the one with the dad who caught the zombie disease from a crow.

As a mostly reserved Gay, this GaGa/Perez drama is so... Ugh...TRAGIC (and I mean that in the Gayest sense). Hysterics, accusations of stalking, public dramatics- I've witnessed this type of "Diva and her Gay" train wreck play out on a civilian level, and the thought of it all just makes me so tired.

WHAT is this, and WHERE can I see the full video?

Thank You!

Is there a study or article regarding how gay men speak? I'd like to read/listen to it. Wondering how much of it involves vocal fry.

Exactly! Just because someone presents himself as Mr. Au Naturale Cornfed Boy Next Door doesn't mean it's not a facade.

I usually use 3 pieces of bread on my PB&J sammiches because I don't like my peanut butter touching my jelly (SO incestuous). So I don't even know how I'd manage the 13 Wonderbread slices required to keep this concoction chaste and holy.

I don't know exactly how high those six figure wedding costs will go, but if I did get an invite, I'd certainly look forward to a scathing handwritten letter or Facebook email from Ange and Brad about how Jimmy Carter, Christiane Amanpour, and I are all assholes for giving them a joint Artisanal Marshmallow Whip &…

The first thing I look at on faces is the eyes. Natalie Dormer's eyes are set so far apart and are so bright that I'm always mesmerized by them. Her face is Lynx-like, while I find Cuoco's to be just run-of-the-mill Hollywood meh.

I think it's not that she's had work done, it's that she's been photoshopped beyond recognition in the worst ways possible. The first shot looks like her in her "To Die For" days, but the other two are completely alien.

Virgo here.

Hopefully they can incorporate mid-brain stimulation in the final version of Google Glass.

Well, I for one am glad to learn they are marble, because for a sec there I thought Doug was about to break the silence on some new "Ashy Balls" epidemic.

Yeah I get that, as in "There was this thing in a cabinet and I took a picture of it"

Really though, what can a person make out within two flashes of a camera? Why didn't he use his phone to illuminate the area instead?

I'm offended by Cavalli's people "elongating" Beyonce into a stick figure, but I'm even more offended by them using imagery of her from 10 years ago. Not only are they Lazy-ass Photoshoppin' Bitches, they're "Off-Brand" too.

According to xbox.com. You will be able to redeem any points cards you have in your possession until 2015. But you will not be able to buy new points cards at a store once the currency cards launch.

I had to watch the video on mute so I don't even know what they sound like, but I gotta say: That red-haired chick in the green football jersey? She looks like a real-life Bratz Doll and it's kinda freaking me out.