Well done Mr. Ryan:

[2026, a high school auditorium full of bored kids]

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

9 minutes ago

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

B

Corrupt Latin and South American legal systems have never had qualms about locking tourists up, and then milking them dry financially while extracting a metaphorical pound of flesh. It’s going to be interesting watching that institution butt heads with an IOC that is desperately trying to have the legacy of these…

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

The Diaz brothers’ tried and true strategy is to wear down their opponents with at least 300 thrown water bottles per round.

Andrew Luck always sounds like he just drank a bunch of milk and has that milk phlegm in the back of his mouth.

You obviously weren’t a fan of his one season sensation ‘What would lochte do?”, where he lochtes about town, finding himself in light, fun situations that showcase his boring personality and his desperate need for attention.

That comedian lied about being in 9/11 for no reason. Stranger things have happened.

not saying he did/didn’t make it up, but the dude is dumb as a sack of potatoes. to presume what would go on in a head that stupid is impossible for an intelligent person to comprehend

From now on, whenever the Falcons are eliminated from the playoff race, the top of Mercedes-Benz Stadium should open up and push out a 1000 brown balloons.

The Falcons are the TGI Fridays of NFL franchises.

Darius,

Settle the fuck down on “Most tortured sports city in America”

Signed,

Minnesota Sports fans.