I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

Perhaps. But Clinton is a hawk who would take a very hardline against Russia and has no compunction about putting boots on the ground (see Iraq War).

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

For me the most surprising thing about Grayson Allen is that he doesn’t have a “III” after his name.

There will not be a new election because of a report about Trump watching prostitutes piss on each other.

If you think making up names for politicians like a 9-year-old is somehow productive, rest assured that every instinct you have about how to accomplish political change is entirely wrong.

Okay.

I am not outraged or excited. I don’t think this will change anything. I am, however, going to laugh till my sides hurt because of all the PEEOTUS jokes.

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

No. Their names are similar.

Hell yes! I’m a proud Minnesotan right now. Also, I hope Sen. Klobuchar follows suit.

Props to Doug Stanhope for still being alive.

These are the moments we’ll remember sitting ‘round the cracklin’ fire burning in the ol’ garbage can, gnawing on rat\pidgeon pate’ in the future Trump States Of Bigly Greatness. Oh, look over yonder....’shroom cloud. Must be Tuesday.

I have a buddy in his 30s who refuses to move on from his flip phone. Actually, my husband tried to stick with his flip phone as long as he could but at some point the major carriers simply stopped supporting/selling them, so. My mom used to have a flip phone because she had a carrier who caters only to old people…

Here in Seattle a 10+K’s in a 2 run loss is called “The Full Felix”.

Heinz Field on Sundays is basically the stadium-wide equivalent of a recessive gene.