My high school was a great high school hockey school... The hockey “cage” where the hockey players kept their equipment smelled like Rosie O’Donnel’s pussy.

RIP - But!... His stance on being against a college playoff was such utter bullshit that it may have diminished all the good you say he was at his job.

Because Ball is life, man.

“Lebron is a Cocksucker”

I’m screenshooting this and sending it to my gal who legit gets bitchy when I’m all “so I guess our men’s beach volleyball team got smashed by some midgets from Albania or some shit”.

Gods plan...b

Thoughts and prayers

I’ll take the UNDER for a billion, please.

Ha!

Tomsula woulda only spent $9.95 of that 96 mill... On a pocket knife.

That was the perfect vine? Whatever the fuck that was. It was the best of those things.

I love Sam. I refuse to say her last name.

Best defense in the NFL this year. Will be in Super Bowl.

I hate you now.

He wouldn’t be dunking on anybody if he was at a Saint Paul Public School. Soft ass Hopkins cake eaters.

I bought a key chain from J-crew that was woven(?) like this one and it last me a week before the thing unraveled and looked like shit.

I bought a key chain from J-crew that was woven(?) like this one and it last me a week before the thing unraveled…

How do they know it wasn't Bison Dele pretending to be a shark?

Ben Leber is killing it in the MSP sports market. Dude needs a Radio show or TV show stat. One of my favorite Twin Cities sports media guys. Always insightful, always prepared and seems to be a genuine good guy.

I’d rather have one of Jim Leylands discarded heaters dressed up in a mini baseball uniform as my manager than fucking Gardy.