Flap, are you?

“My lashes gonna come off” lmao!

Kirby Puckett ruined me.

It’s quite shocking the free pass this man has gotten for beating women in an age where it was all “to tha moon, Alice!!”.

Unknown player: Why the fuck is there $5,000 being taken out of my check for fines? I haven’t played a game yet!!!

The ultimate litmus test for Cargo shorts is as follows:

“...looking like a hungover redneck Alan Cumming”

Wow, that actually seems like way more than I would imagine. Nice job, Brazil!

Vikings 1-0... Bring on the Packers in week 2.

Thoughts and prayers

Come to Austin, I'll by you a Firemans.

By “looks at all of the evidence” you mean stalk some random girls insta?

Cowboys fan or Buckeye fan? Kawhi Not Both.

Hopefully when Denny gets to the gates of Heaven, the lord doesn’t decide to take a knee.

No.

Sammy’s the man. Go Loons!

If you’re a Twins fan, like I am, this is likely the highlight of the year thus far. :/

Vin is the only think likable with regards to that franchise.

I thought that sign read “die for Jesus” but it doesn’t and for some reason I’m sad now.

So rather than gag in the playoffs they’re going to swallow the cyanide now?