It should have been Brandon Routh.

My friend who developed a late in life, severe tree nut allergy just puts his epipen in his pocket.  It doesn't really fit all that well, but he says it's not that uncomfortable.

A girlfriend of mine once hit her finger with a hammer and screamed "SHIT FUCK MY DICK".  She punched me with her good hand when I said that she didn't have a dick to shit fuck.

You said that this woman's husband knows of the relatioship but doesn't approve of her sleeping around.

I think the letter writer and Dan's consultant may actually be the same person.  Conspiracy!

I know.  Now she's all, "I'm older and have more experience.  I love you $500"

My neice used to say "Handsome Companion, I love you $100".

Because dress shirts are expensive and undershirts are cheap.  Plus, when wearing a white dress shirt one should always wear an undershirt; no one wants to see your nips and/or underarm hair.

Exactly.  When is Incesticide going to get a re-release? My tape wore out long, long ago.

These are the new films. These are the summer blockbusters. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They're for closers.

I read an interview this morning where he talked about how he no longer gives to disease and environmental causes beacuse they're slow moving and do not seem to accomplish much. He said he'd rather give to something that has tangible, visible results.

As a guy who went through a similar situation, I just used what was already around me.  My neighbors and I had common interests because of our close proximity to each other.  I would go to see bands or to the arthouse cinema (or whatever you're into) and I noticed the same people would show up each time. Eventually…

I'll second Houston (Means I'm one day closer to you) by the Gatlin Brothers.

Country Legends 97.1 is indeed great, but listen to it long enough and you'll get sick of the rotation.  Like every other radio station, their playlist consists of about 40 - 50 songs.  It is only terrestrial radio after all.

Hooray 9/80 schedule! My Friday off just happens to be this week.

He really ties the room together.

WHITE FLOUR

In most major cities, Brooks Brothers probably has an outlet store out in the 'burbs.  I got some pants there recently for $55 that were orginally priced at $275.

The coolest guy I knew when I was a teenager was a guy named Ken.  He was late 30's, unemployed (on disability), drove a sports car that was probably falling apart, drunk everyday by noon and had stacks and stacks of porn in his apartment.

Further, I can't believe Mr. Straight Edge and Mr. I Shoot Heroin for Breakfast did a project together.