She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

Watching this race on the jumbotron from pit row was stressing me out. I love Bryan Ortiz - he’s an awesome driver too, and got shafted a number of times last year - but Rollan was clearly on another level that second race. Fastest lap by a second and a half?! Get out of here.

what game is this? The graphics are horrible. Forza does this much better

Okay, lets ride.

Can we stop saying stuff like this disregards the laws of physics? THE REASON THIS WORKS IS BECAUSE OF AN IN DEPTH UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

Wouldn’t want him to have a leg up on the competition.

Thank you for the beautiful write up.

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

Perhaps it’s time he learned how to play guitar or something. I’m just sayin’

/Cmd+F “murder bernie”

We... We don't talk about D3...

You can’t drive a Puffalump.

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

Rescind the Minecraft bloke’s, too, while you’re at it.

Someone at Ford should rescind Deadmau5's Ford GT and give it to Amon's family instead.

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Did the Corvette still have Florida plates on it?

His clone probably wrecked him.