Chief of Police William McManus is withholding comment until investigators can establish if the salsa came from New York City.

Fuck no, you don’t take it down for anything, even once they do pay for a transmission. They have ZERO leverage in this case. They can say “No we won’t pay for it until you take them down” but a court will side with the owner 100% so it won’t matter.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

C’mon Patrick.....he’s just pouring himself a Budweiser.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

Yeees. I worked retail providing uniforms to various schools - including very expensive private schools and perfectly normal public schools.

It because we all want fame and that sweet rape money I always hear about!

You’ve got to really get your head around narcissistic personality disorder: his worst fear is to be called short, therefore it’s obviously everyone else’s, too. Other people don’t really exist except as one-dimensional objects that can feed his need for attention.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. There was one wealthy family on the route, one really poor guy (who literally lived in a tar paper shack), and the rest were regular working class/lower middle class people. Tar paper shack guy only got the paper once a week for the TV listings, and was my best tipper. The rich…

Fair enough, acorn. I shall now compare his so-called appendage to a clump of old raisins that had been spilled behind a couch and fused together as they melted towards squishiness into a tiny ball mashed with lint and pet hair and carpet and other detritus and left to attract ants who will even themselves be repulsed…

I’m 100% certain Tarantino made From Dusk Til Dawn so he could drink of Salma’s foot

She’s married to an actual billionaire, which much sting Donnie Deadbeat.

Salma Hayek is a goddess, and she wouldn’t touch Cheeto Benito with a ten foot pole.

See, and I felt that in the context of the article, where the office had so many contacts who clearly identified as agents on behalf of the NFL, there was never a written request from any of them, nor a written request that they could use to prove the NFL previously had the documents.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Jerry Jones decides to screw over Mark Davis again?

All these wrong answers. The bible says Jesus drove them out in his Fury.

But he entered Jerusalem in his Triumph!

Jesus Drove a Honda Accord, Everyone knows that

Places I have heard this type of language before tonight:

It’s Giants-Dodgers in game 160, tied up, with a postseason berth on the line. This is as locked as you will see in a regular season game, and they don’t want the idiotic distraction. Yeah, things are a little crispy tonight.