“I have a very strong suspicion that she’s not going into work tomorrow. I’d prefer if she didn’t anyways.”
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HAHAHAHA! That’s the best headline I’ve ever read. It’s literally the journalist sticking a middle finger at the IOC for not believing the mother of a US Gold Medalist. What the hell is wrong with the IOC?
First time I’ve ever seen “Your mom” cited as a source.
AND ALL THE POOLS ARE BLUE.
That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.
At the onset of the disease, the symptoms of lupus can be mild and vague.
If my team spent all that money on Greinke, got fleeced for Shelby Miller, and is dead last in the division, I’d be strokin too.
Christ, Jesus (probable, wrist)
BB is really fucking awesome sometimes.
A properly constructed non-padded bra will do just as well if not better than padded at containing your boobs. And they’re less sweaty.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Ok but is that Hugh Grant?
You should have...waited in the car for several hours while your friends had fun? All of that is awful and bullshit and what the fuck is wrong with people, but the idea that you should just be sitting in your car for hours is so bizarre I can’t wrap my head around it.
But Hugh Grant and Benedict Cumberbatch are having a good day.
Don't be silly. Everyone knows it's D&D that causes Santanic Cults.
One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…
Dan Bard had TOS as the ultimate cause for his catastrophic loss of control which ruined his career.
You left out the John Krukkake