And yet 99.9999 percent of all “kids” manage to get through college without kicking other people or raping somebody

I would love to have seen Grayson get decked. The only thing I would love more is if I got to punch him. I HATE him with the fire of a thousand suns.

It looked like the Elon kid was ready to throw down and I wanted to see it.

That’s what happens when you beat Elon. Elon gets angry.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Yea, if I were an NFL QB and my brother opted to choose a reality TV dating show to air out family issues, I may not be anxious to keep the family involved either. Many people have complex family dynamics; they shouldn’t have to be expected to explain them. Let The Dude be.

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

At rush hour, they may as well be.

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

I am not gonna say that they’re the best uniforms or anything, and Colorado did the style better, but I rather liked the Diamondbacks’ purple and white vest uniforms.

Norv And Scott Turner Had A Father-Son Relationship Built On Open Communication, unless they were playing at Gillette Stadium in which case the headphones no longer worked.

My dad did this to me when I was a kid. He said, “I’m leaving your mother.” Then he left. Mom said he moved to a farm upstate where he had room to run around and play. But I’m an adult now. I know the truth. She had him killed.

I Honestly thought he meant that he would forgive a child for stealing the cards but wouldn’t forgive an adult

The captain of my high school’s basketball team, one of the best perimeter defenders in the western suburbs of Chicago, ran a Linux server. The captain of our baseball team was the Dungeon Master in an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons campaign. (Forgotten Realms, I believe.) Now, this happened to be a STEM magnet school,…

wasnt funny at all. and i was just a rambling shithead lastnight

Maybe just shut the fuck up and sleep it off, okay? Jesus Christ.