Oh fuck off with the two weight classes crap. He weighed in at 168 and Diaz weighed 169. Let’s all stop making weight class excuses. He didn’t give up any weight, he gave up theoretical pounds. Mind you I know the difference between fighting weight and walking weight. But let’s not all pretend Conor did some…

I love Diaz. Reminds me of some of the guys I grew up with. Literally born without a fuck to give. No jaw boning, just get the fists moving and shut your mouth.

But it was rather poetic for me. Here’s a guy who claimed he would die before tapping out, taps out with a few seconds of the choke hold being applied. Meanwhile, the woman with a belt on the line takes it like a man and passes out before tapping.

But he’s the first one you call when shit is about to go down.

You realize that Diaz only weighed in 10 pounds more than McGregor?

I admit my taste in whiskey may not be good for everyone.

Then probably just write into to Dr. Nerve for expert guidance.

I didn’t say a single thing about violence.

I would like to say that your advice falls short of finish line. I’ve seen this bitch. I’ve fucked this bitch. I cried for this bitch. But I LEARNED from this bitch. Firstly, this C is an asshole and needs an adjustment. No need to go all primal and beat him, but definitely worth taking his little prize bitch. How you…

I was also confused by the grief. Are there tons of fans that don’t have a smart phone? Isn’t paperless better. Do people really want to print at home and carry with them, when in their pocket is a phone that could easily be used to transport the tickets.

Or maybe they can just swallow bleach pre and post performance.

4 months from competition. Good luck with that.

There are roughly 300 miles of coastline north and south of Rio that could be used. If you’re arguing they were limited in venue, you should check out a map.

A bit south there is an area cal Angaras de Rio, just as picturesque, none of the poo.

I think water sport athletes should just refuse to compete.

“armed” with hand sanitizer?! Ok, I’ll just drink it in hopes that the water splashing into my mouth will not kill me. WTF, the weakest shit I’ve seen. You’re swimming in a sewage plant, here’s a hand towel.

It’s really simple. Up and to now, Beyonce was one of theirs. One of “the blacks” that was like them and that they could like without feeling traitorous to their white principles. She was a preachers daughter, country roots, hard working, not too dark, and pretty. She always supports good causes and they were ok with…

The only thing that video strikes in my heart is pure unadulterated lust! Damn! She’s always been hot, but that vid makes me want to lick the hot sauce from her back sweat. Common girl, I got me a burrito. Gimme sum dat hot sauce! Damn!

At least we can finally agree on something. I cry, and you like your arguments, suck dick.

Ok. Sounds good. So what does Brady’s pre-cum taste like?