The next generation of Unity and Unreal developers are going to be able to crank out some incredible stuff with Bolt and Blueprints. As soon as kids get bored of this 101, they’ll have a whole world of full game design available for free. The biggest roadblock will be them having to get a “real computer”, because I’m…

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God damn this is cathartic. Sic semper moranis.

Personally, I’d prefer the option that nerfs their team, and THEN bans them after the match where they just got fucking dog walked.

lol. If you think so, try it.

My go-to is “Okay, so I KNOW that you’re lying, now what I’m trying to understand is WHY?”

Maybe interspersed with “Hitman” levels, too? That sounds fun as hell!

I’ll admit that I should have quoted the bit I was replying to:

But how does “so-called” not make the title clearer? The author clearly believes that the title “pirate” does not really apply to the situation, calling the denotation into question. That’s the INTENTION.
If they didn’t supply the “so-called”, then the intention would be unclear. It wouldn’t be obvious that they reject…

Appears to be? But maybe that’s one episode per game?

Man! EverCrisis looks like it’s going to be awesome, when all of the episodes are out and it’s compiled into a collection. Can’t wait to get my hands on that!

Well, any vestige of hope that remained has been put to rest. Looking forward to skipping the rest of this series.

“Wow. It’s going to be weird to see a Kotaku article about a game being cancelled and not be able to blame it on Jason’s reporting.”

Real world usage statistics for a high-throughput, low-latency, communication network.

The only thing that is surprising in any of this is how many people thought (still think?) that Stadia was about making Google money, or getting them gamer accounts.

After Brian left, the only thing that kept me at Kotaku was you, Stephen. Now that you’re leaving, I look forward to following you to your new journalism!

Literally my only thought was “It doesn’t cue City Escape? NO DEAL!”

The secret that Silicon Valley doesn’t want you to know is that: yes you can operate on 1%. You just can’t ALSO have a HQ in the Bay area and million dollar ad purchases and executive bonuses in the millions.

I was going to make some crack about leaving this seat in the room with your regular sofas and coming back to more sofas.

This seems so blisteringly obvious that I didn’t realize there was even a question about it.