I got bad news for you, friend: “stan” was around before “on fleek” and it’s not dying out any time soon. You may not have seen it, but it’s been a staple of the zeitgeist for at least a decade.

My favorite part about all of this is that I’ve got enough friends over at Epic to have seen some of the briefs where they specifically argue for redefining a market.

If you’re going for “Keyboards that people can buy, without having to worry about customization, but can also be customized afterward”, I can’t believe that there isn’t a single Keychron keyboard on here.
They’re affordable, they’re ready-to-go, they’re feature-rich, and they use industry-standard parts and equipment.

The radios, alone, make Motorola worth its weight. Great cameras, and silky-smooth UIs are just cherries on top of already rock-solid products. Maybe not as fast, or as performant as some other phones, but fucking incredible for daily drivers that you want to get some extra oomph out of.

5G is bigger than you think it is, because it only deals with speeds, not methodology. You’re talking about the Verizon/ATT-owned spectrum which is short-mm and requires (pretty much) line-of-sight.

Puberty is good, and braces would be a great place too, but just given the way the writers are talking about it, my bet is SQUARELY on getting into white/black race issues.

Look, this was pitched as a personal device and that alone is stupid enough.

I know dreams are nonsensical, but in case that fear is a real one of yours, maybe this can help: I walked into a Target yesterday with no mask because the ventilator on my mask has been lost, so I needed to buy a new one (pronto, because I need to wear it at my office). I walked in and a very meek lady very politely…

“[...]that you can’t take part. You can’t even PASSIVELY take part!”

The very first words of my very first response are:

Any time! I hope you get in to some of that introspection that might help you out, but at least you fucking off will keep you out of sight/mind. Have a good one!

Awww. That was a shockingly short time to go from “feigned ignorance” to “you’re misinterpreting me.”
Not only a boring playbook, but you’re even skipping parts to make it more boring.

I see you’ve chosen to take it as “inscrutable and accusatory, but only valid if the accuser explains their charges.”

Holy fuck. End of an era. Only ONE contributor prefers owning their media? Fucking shame, man. Kotaku was once a place for gamers. Now it really is just more gawker.

Take this as you will but “tolerate my intolerance” sounds just as good as that bullshit you’re peddling, and fails just as soundly.

It’s free on PS4 for Playstation Plus subscribers for August.

Well, you know. We all want to change the world.

I’d really like to hijack the hashtag #BackTheBlue to use it in support of postal workers. Just to dig the knife in a little bit, while spreading a worthwhile message.

A perfect reference, if there ever was one.

It’s not worth much.