Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

No, I am not in favor of students expressing themselves at all costs. Even if a teacher is straight up wrong, like saying, “New York City is the capital of the US.” I would not be in favor of a student saying, “You’re wrong BITCH!!!” That would be an example of a student expressing himself/herself at all costs. King’s…

I can totally sympathize. It is amazing the amount of kids that pay zero attention to the actual course content or they poke, prod, and misrepresent until they provoke a response and then they’ll immediately cry victim.

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Yes, this. Also, “practice” doesn’t mean write your speech on note cards and call it a day. I hated giving presentations in school but have been teaching computer classes for over 15 years now. The only time I get remotely anxious anymore is if I don’t know my material inside and out, which doesn’t happen because I…

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

Pretty sure your “well, actually” shit got shut the fuck down in this thread. Have a seat.

The staple of Popular Mechanics/Science:

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

Revenge.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

That was a sad, heavy star to give, but I had to give it.

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”