• Megyn Kelly quoted John Denver.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

And because we can’t afford anything resembling a yard. Ayn Rand didn’t account for the need for green space, apparently. But by all means! Stack em up and pack em in.

They are going to lose their mind when they discover how well those house plants are complimented by macrame. It’s glorious!

Millenials are achieving ‘girls bathroom’ levels of mystery and intrigue.

In her defense, she was merely pointing out that despite her witch face she’s not actually green.

I feel for her, because she is clearly not politically correct—which in this context is a compliment—but the downfall of telling the unvarnished truth is a lack of diplomacy. Diplomacy exists for the sole reason of getting disagreeable people to agree on things. Brand ambassadors are named that for a reason. And in…

“there are very few companies in America, whether they are public or private,” where “you won’t find any racist emails [or] any inappropriate comments.”

This “happened” in Durham 3-4 years ago. I don’t believe anyone got in trouble for it either.

The thing is, NONE OF HIS PEOPLE WILL CARE. That’s what pisses me off the most - he is showing people his ass and they will continue to throw cash at him because... Jesus? I don’t even know. I was raised atheist and converted to Judaism as an adult and I’m basically an atheist Jew now and religion confuses me 99% of…

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

I really appreciate how you answered this so earnestly; like it was you and your DnD pals and OT that brought down Hollywood this summer.

How do you look at that slimy, used car salesman face and not immediately know he’s a con man? I just don’t get religious folks. I don’t get how they can be so naive that they keep falling for scam artists like him.

It’s your impression that employing illegal immigrants in agriculture at substandard wages and worker protections is being promoted primarily by Democrats?

Excuse me, it’s not called neo-feudalism. It’s called the sharing economy. We all get to share the jobs of serving our rich overlords’ every whim.

Neofeudalism is in full swing. The rich and therefore powerful are taking more from the poor and making them feel bad about it by calling them lazy or untrained or genetically inferior. Whatever works to keep their power. Until people realize that this new gilded age will never come to them and that brass ring will…

Jesus Christ. If you can’t afford to pay your workers $10/hour in 2017, you shouldn’t be in business. Full stop.

Will there be no end to this Republican fuckery?

Kanye West definitely cares about this. He can’t stop himself. Saying, “What? Who?” is always a good response though.

My sadistic friend lives in NYC and had sex with him twice; they met through a private Facebook meme group (whatever that means) and agreed to meet at a local bar, after which he took her to his place with a friend. He has a small and very mediocre penis; I can confirm this. His apartment is also scant, and he played…

Six months? Two grandmas coulda whipped that thing out in a week. And I know because one of my hobbies involves giving very specific tasks to old women and then timing them, hoping to increase their productivity over time.