Somewhat embarrassed to admit it but, as someone who was groomed at that age, I’ve been keeping tabs on this story since the amber alert.

Apparently he had not only the kid he kidnapped but at least a portion of his class convinced he was ex undercover CIA and ohhhh man. This fucking guy. I am legitimately surprised…

Celebrity sponsored content is trashy af. You’re already rich, girl! Why debase yourself like that? For laxative teas? Your landlord? Fuck that.

This isn’t withholding praise from Hillary Clinton for wearing makeup during her campaign or chiding western muslim scientists (of which there are many) for wearing the religious garb of their choosing in the lab.

I laughed til I cried too. Hope you’re doing well in 2016 because I can only assume you got here the same way I did- by googling “suicide by gas”