Coachella | kowtow to dimwits

“Hey, Fyre Festival? It’s your cousin, Coachella. You know those horrible decisions you made? Well listen to THIS”

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

I heard he just uses the wheelchair for the convenience of blowing donors, he’s not even disabled...physically.

I heard Abbott is also working on a bill where you can sue all bicyclists you run over.

Explains why he was acting like a complete douchelord...because he literally is one. Reminds me of my brother in law who never got in trouble for racing/wrecking his cars because my father in law had “connections” with the down-low gay cops in their city. Heck, he even got a slap on the wrist for a DUI where he hit a…

Didn’t mean to hit them and run them over, definitely meant to harm them physically and emotionally. Also definitely meant to do it with an illegally modified vehicle. Hopefully it’s a stern lesson.

I’d have to guess the DA will attempt to try this kid as a adult.

If they’re calling in an outside special prosecutor, and the local DA is going to great pains to say that his office is a separate entity from the local police department, I’d venture that this is a City of Waller police senior officer/chief’s kid. Or the parents are so wired into the local community that all the…

Lots of people go to jail for things they did not mean to do. This kids needs a lesson. Also at his age his record will disappear in 2 years.

His mother and father were siblings.

Gov. Abbott is already working on a blanket pardon for this kid for anything he may be found guilty of going forward.

when the inside matches the outside

It warms my cold heart that these guys are still friends.

A pumpkin was murdered. That’s not victim-less.

Or there spelling.

(sic)

And their granpa.

I want to correct their grammar...

pumpkins are famously immobile...