Hey Guys. I know this is a crazy thought... but hear me out. I am beginning to suspect that elections actually do have consequences. I know, wild, right?!?

Old people in LA? If we limit it to white people, it will be a circle.

The best thing about healthcare cuts is that those affected won’t live long enough to vote against you

This is why I almost always scroll down before making some jackass comment.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

As long as we have the Senate and the Electoral College, we will not wake up. Those two institutions are designed to funnel power away from the more populated areas (also known as: where most of the voters live) to the rural (white) voters in the sticks.

“There is a tweet for everything”, tweeted the spawn of the man whose obvious, ceaseless lying gave birth to the meme.

I mean all you have really read is that quote from above to get the fantasy he’s living in:“failed socialist experiments of the 1980s.” 

It’s good to see the two of them coming forward to address the real issues in exactly the same way as they would have done if the perpetrator had been a Republican. They will criticise any abuser, regardless of party politics.

Ben Carson, Sec. of the U.S Dept of The Sunken Place.

Russia has something like 10,000 nukes laying around, just waiting to be used.

It did. No driver necessary to kill the pedestrian.

According to the video footage, she was about halfway across the road, and not in the slightest hurry to avoid the oncoming vehicle.

Username checks out!

I think it could tell she was a cyclist, rather than a human pedestrian, and knew what needed to be done.

His attorney? Rudy Giuliani.

If there’s no grass on the field, DO NOT PLAY BALL.

I’m not a lawyer, but I feel like it is in the best interest of an innocent party to say “no, I actually am not a molester of children” as opposed to going with “let’s just say yes, sure did, and see what happens”.

I hate you and I hate myself. +1

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers