The Paradise Papers revealed how some $25 trillion has been removed from the economy (by the less-than-1/2-of-1%) only to be hoarded in non-tax havens.  The real world effects of this can’t be minimized, and should be the go-to argument against trickle-down. Money doesn’t trickle down, it moves to bucolic islands,…

Don’t forget the ever popular gerrymandering. My voting district has gone from the shape of the county to Goofy kicking Pluto.

Trump supporters are fully aware of the fact that they’re eating shit economically when they sign on to support him, it’s just that they feel that’s the lesser evil to whatever hysterical shit they think democrats want.

ITEM: Young people are really getting into socialism these days.

The dull blade of bad satire becoming indistinguishable from reality.

I don’t care if I’m paycheck to paycheck and on the verge of becoming homeless, as long as we build the wall and keep the travel ban in place. At least I’m safer.

Great legislator, bad person.

Sure, but a national website whose reach I’m sure includes Alabama can certainly write an article about how shitty their senate candidate is while ruminating on the state of our country.

Maybe you should always be outraged.

He just got banned from one mall. He could still go to the “other mall.”

jokes on you I’ve died and this is the real hell and you are all just simulations created to punish me

Moore’s generation of white people can’t die off soon enough.

If we can’t stop this guy from winning a Senate seat, can we at least bribe the DJ at his election night party to play “Into the Night” by Benny Mardones on autoloop?

How can anyone be so stupid and/or arrogant...

Sure, Wrigley is nice for a day out. But the food at the G-Spot, c’est magnifique! More of a hockey guy, but hey, let’s paint broad strokes to paint a narrative.

Umm, apologies that I lived around the corner from Pequod’s and it was my local spot?

Do you need a nap? Maybe someone to talk to?

I’ll bet you could solder them together.

I’m not big on gold chains and pendants, but this intrigues me. Is there one where the pizza is whole? I do not have 7 friends.

Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.