“I didn’t think the face-eating-wolves party would eat MY face!” or something.

It is important to remember that this didn’t just pass.

Next year when this starts fucking people over does Trump lose some of his base? Optimistic me wants to say yes, but optimistic me hasn’t been right about a lot.

Yup. At this point we’ve got equal odds of entering the technological singularity before we’ve purged the damage of the 2016 election results.

Private meetings, or meeting privates?

To be fair, he’d only be able to feed a dozen kids or so, depending on how you sliced the meat.

It’s a good thing he won’t get the money and a shame they get to keep it.

Wait until you get to the point where guys you rooted for when they (and you) were in college now have kids playing pro ball.

If it makes you feel any better, LeBron’s children have almost certainly vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed, and defecated on him.

4-5 years? My last cat lived until he was 19. What are you feeding your cats? Rat poison?

Uhhhhhhhhh

I would just like to submit this for everyone’s memory banks as my favorite block of all time:

Dude that’s crazy, the average life span for a cat is like 4-5 years AND YOU CAN TYPE???

Let’s remember Flake and McCain and Corker are not running for re-election but STILL support this evil fucking tax plan. Never forget who Republicans truly are.

Or the House just votes on this as-is and the process is over.

Flake cares sooo much about the DACA people, he’s willing to vote for a bill that will devastate most of the rest of the population. What a standup guy.

Murkowski sold out in exchange for Republicans supporting oil drilling.
Flake sold out in exchange for being invited to a discussion that may or may not happen.

They’re forcing this through to avoid that alabama election possibility, and a government shutdown.

The good news, folks, is that even if this passes in the Senate, it still needs to be reconciled with the House version. And that’s still a giant hill to climb. It’s also possible we have a giant shakeup in the exec branch that derails all of this.

It’s really inspirational that in a year filled with turmoil that is tearing the country apart, with plenty more still to come, the Republicans in Congress can still unite and find a way to completely screw over tens, if not hundreds, of millions of people.