If you’re referring to the guy who has the last playoff win as a Browns head coach, I’d call that somewhat successful. And for Cleveland, it’s practically a Super Bowl W.

Counterpoint: I live close enough to Philadelphia that I would never hear the end of it from these dopes. I’m not gonna say “Go Pats,” but I’m certainly not rooting for the Eagles..

It’s about gaining/keeping as many House seats as possible with the current map, which greatly benefits PA’s minority political party (in terms of raw numbers). So yeah, it’s the ‘Presidential Election’ because that is the most noteworthy position being voted for in that election. But waiting until then serves…

...are there any other representatives voted on during Presidential election years that might benefit the political party who has thus far benefitted from gerrymandered districts?

At least two dozen Democrats are scheduled to bring young undocumented immigrants to President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address.

I’M SO HAPPY SOMEONE POSTED FROM THAT THING YOU DO WHICH IS LOWKEY THE BEST MOVIE OF THE 90S

I’m still holding out hope for Hannibal Buress

Is this better or worse than the former Governor in plain clothes they used last year, I wonder

Denying her a voice is bad enough, ...but why the fuck would you memorialize the location of this horrific event?

I liked Joe Sestak. I’m so pissed he lost to - if you believe the commercials from 2016 - ‘Shady’ Katie McGinty.

TIL that the new Chewbacca is a former PSU bball player

WHY DID THAT BUFFALO DO THAT WHAT A DICK

How can you both defend mayo AND not appreciate the best wayt o use mayo (on sandwiches)? Incredible

I’m here for Super Troopers 2. And FWIW, I enjoyed The Slammin’ Salmon as well. And Beerfest!

Re: Dishwasher. I have a magnet on the front. If it’s right side up, the dishes are clean. If it’s upside down, they’re dirty. Don’t waste the cup!

lol

He does not deserve to be paralyzed. OTOH, perhaps not leading with your head would have been advisable.

This shit is insane, and I can’t believe it keeps happening. I feel like various governments in South America should be dealing with this (though to be completely fair they have their hands full with a variety of issues).

Twenty-one-year-old Brooklyn-based rapper 6ix9ine (a.k.a. Teka$hi 6ix9ine a.k.a. Tekashi69)

TIL what a bhenchod is