Get the fuck out of here. Watch Burfict try and kill Antonio Brown from that playoff game a few years back - to say NOTHING of the bullshit he’s done since then - and then re-evaluate your vision.

Edit: unless you’re *just* talking about last night’s game? God, I hope so...

“This isn’t fiscal conservatism or tax reform. This is fellatio of the donor class.” - As seen on social media

Yeah, I knew there were a few other MA breweries worth mentioning. I’ve had more Trill than* Tree.

Don’t sleep on Massachusetts. Trillium is the fucking truth. And do yourself a favor and grab some Tired Hands from Ardmore, PA

Friend of mine teaches Rock History. Said he put on the Dylan Christmas album and the kids begged to do a worksheet instead.

Closer to $1 million than 0, pedant.

The original nickname for Warren (thrown in conservative circles during her initial senate run) was “FAUXcahontas,” which - as you mentioned - was brought up because Warren has committed to this (apparent) lie.

That’s right, Trump fucked up a pretty straightforward insult by just reverting to the actual name.

Reading it now after seeing your comment. Scathing!

“I wasn’t doing the semi-honorable thing and defending a teammate, I went full dickhead and was retaliating...even though I started this whole thing..” - Talib

Flat Sajak is gold-medal writing. Bravo.

The dude doesn’t get it done against the best team in the league without his all-pro LT, RB, LB and K and you think that’s comparable to the gif evidence provided above?

They’re attraced to the natural botanicals of Herbal Essences shampoo, or so I’ve heard.

Unequivocally.

Eh, Goodell has made the drunk uncle lots of money via TV deals et al. From my view he totally sucks, but from the view of the owners, it’s asinine to not pay the dude who makes you money.

That doesn’t sound like him, though! A faux strongman schtick? Get out of town!

Why the fuck does Marchman’s puppet have eyelashes underneath its eyes?

It finished strong (honestly one of my favorite endings to a show I’ve invested that much time in), but the lion’s share of the last 2 seasons were awful. Maybe the last 3, I forget..

Just above your comment, there are people who are saying Parks and Recreation is the superior show. These people are not to be trusted. Jim and Pam forever <3

I swear I once heard that the same used to be true - early in our nation’s history - of those seeking political office. If you appeared to want it ‘too much’ it was seen as a detriment. Having a hard time finding the info online though...

This is good Kinja.