Reading it now after seeing your comment. Scathing!

“I wasn’t doing the semi-honorable thing and defending a teammate, I went full dickhead and was retaliating...even though I started this whole thing..” - Talib

Flat Sajak is gold-medal writing. Bravo.

The dude doesn’t get it done against the best team in the league without his all-pro LT, RB, LB and K and you think that’s comparable to the gif evidence provided above?

They’re attraced to the natural botanicals of Herbal Essences shampoo, or so I’ve heard.

Unequivocally.

Eh, Goodell has made the drunk uncle lots of money via TV deals et al. From my view he totally sucks, but from the view of the owners, it’s asinine to not pay the dude who makes you money.

That doesn’t sound like him, though! A faux strongman schtick? Get out of town!

Why the fuck does Marchman’s puppet have eyelashes underneath its eyes?

It finished strong (honestly one of my favorite endings to a show I’ve invested that much time in), but the lion’s share of the last 2 seasons were awful. Maybe the last 3, I forget..

Just above your comment, there are people who are saying Parks and Recreation is the superior show. These people are not to be trusted. Jim and Pam forever <3

I swear I once heard that the same used to be true - early in our nation’s history - of those seeking political office. If you appeared to want it ‘too much’ it was seen as a detriment. Having a hard time finding the info online though...

This is good Kinja.

Fantastic write-up. RIP Sid

“I do not understand what these protests are about, nor do I remember that I served to protect the Freedoms of citizens of this country to peacefully protest and/or speak their minds, and also I’ve felt a little bit left out of these discussions about NFL players and using their platform so it’s my turn now and…

Eh, he runs as an Independent it just means an even easier way for Trump to win. I don’t blame him for trying to win a major party nomination on a message that clearly resonated with a not-insignificant amount of liberal/progressive voters.

Maybe not, but might I say that courting his supporters is a much better strategy than belittling them.

Vote-wise, he was always trailing Clinton. How do you expect him to raise money for down-ballot candidates when he’s literally facing off against the Clinton Machine and the DNC (though, according to this article, I repeat myself)?

I had to google it. Kamari and Azizi are the new names for Bonzai and Ed.

As long as it’s not grossly auto-tuned like Emma Watson was in Beauty And The Beast I’ll probably enjoy it.