Safety razors are the BEST EVAR!

You have really great eyebrows.

I have a big problem with the departure from the books in the case of Daenerys’ wedding night. In the books, Drogo, even through the language barrier, asks for consent from his bride; which makes it much less confusing when she falls in love with him.
I simply do not see why it was necessary to change that.

Is the Flavor Graveyard where Ben N Jerry's Peanut Butter and Jelly flavor went? 'Cause I am prepared to go gravedigging for that shit.

Scotland.

Sonic was my first job, and I was a car-hop. In North Texas (which smells like cow shit).

I used to work in a grocery store, and would constantly have male co-workers offering to carry things for me because “That box must weigh 50lbs! Let me help you with that!”

Egg war? Damnit, I was supposed to be productive today.

@StupiderJupiter:

Jesus freak dog fuckers

The Philippines are not into contraceptives, are we completely sure this is not an STD awareness campaign?

Pepperoni + Pineapple + Jalapeño = sexy

Rest assured, there will be Macy's and JC-Penny level knockoffs of these looks. While the quality and artistry will not be the same, it will still produce some heavenly garments (Sorry, I couldn't help it.)

Don't contact lenses have to be sized to your eyeballs to avoid irrevocable damage?

Slightly OT: does anyone remember Ben & Jerry's PeanutButter and Jelly Ice cream? I really miss that shit.

Netflix: make it so!

Is there a hashtag for this yet?

I have never seen a single Bond movie, by cheesus I would watch one with him in it. Opening night.

THANK YOU! America's BF must still be held accountable!