Dude, you’re so right. The physical pain I am in due to my pregnancy is nothing compared to your miserable, lonely existence. I mean, my symptoms will go away in six months and I’ll get to experience the immense love and joy of a child and husband, but you’ll still be a sad, little man that no woman wants to touch.

That...isnt at all what anyone is saying...  Like...not even *a little bit*...

So to answer the Internet Geniuses who respond with tired shit like “should Catholics only be played by Catholics, THEN?” There’s a difference between the role Catholicism plays in the world and the role Jews and Judaism play. One is the richest most powerful church on earth and has been for centuries. The others were…

She also argues that, “if a Jewish woman character is courageous or deserves love,” then she is never actually played by a Jewish person.

They’re moving too quickly. It seems that they were in the mid-90s just a few months ago. If they keep up this pace, they’re going to be wearing the dreaded skinny jeans by year’s end.

There’s still Hurt in a Car, Call William Mattar.

The jingle of my youth had the tag line, “It’s worth the drive to Acton.” Anyone from Toronto, Ontar-i-ar-i-ar-i-o? 

Jezebel...what is going on? I have been following this site for years. Still, recently, I have come across some really tone deaf articles. Like this one: Ellen is of course being rhetorical...what is the point?

(Side note, it is simply inaccurate to say that there hasn’t historically been a significant police presence at Pride marches (and also erases the black lgbtq+ community’s specific experience with police violence). Ever heard of the riots at Stonewall?)

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

She can process however she wants, but she doesn’t have to post it. And she doesn’t need it to be 50% of a shot of her crying. It doesn’t do anything to amplify the voices in the black community. It doesn’t do anything to aid the black community. This isn’t about white people’s sadness. This is about black people…

I think it’s fine if she wants to do that for herself and show it to her friends or whatever.

Every time something like this happens, I wind up thinking that coming for Chrissy Teigen is the internet equivalent of invading Russia in the middle of winter. And then somebody else is foolish enough to do it again...

Lately I’ve been filled with glee at all the pressed hags who are upset about their prince marrying an older, divorced, biracial, American actress. Meghan is probably living her very best life with her husband and baby while their frown lines and crow’s feet deepen in despair. Oh well!

Jane Goodall is actually on my short list of people I DO want to hear from on Earth Day.  She’s far more qualified to speak on it than anyone writing on this site.  So typical of you to make randomly negative comments like this without backing it up.

I feel bad for the women (and their families) that have put in so much work and sacrifice for a chance to compete in something that they’ve been convinced means everything but could very well be streaming on Crackle for all anyone knows or cares. I honestly wasn’t sure if Miss America was still even a thing. Just put…

This article is more beautiful than its subject.

Everyone puts so much blame on Timberlake for Janet’s career taking a dive, and I don’t necessarily disagree.

> Ryan Gosling’s pretty, pretty face

Ah yes, another entry in the eternal story of “when women do it, it’s frivolous and stupid, when men do it, they’re changing the world.”  Also, another entry into “tech-bros pretend they invented something that people have been doing for thousands of years.”  These people exhaust me.