If he gets elected, he’ll rape millions.

Ghostbusters 2 gets no respect. It’s a good movie. Rick Moranis as a tax lawyer with no trial experience fresh out of night school is comedy gold.

Don’t call him Jello Man. That’s an insult to a fun dessert. And as Peter Vankman said:

Nothing. Zero things have happened to you. Trump activists were born and raised in an anti-empathy-producing-event bubble.

Dear god, what must you have gone through in life to become a pro-Trump activist.

By the time my 1 year old needs a cell phone, the brainwashing will have already set in and she will truly believe that naked selfies steal your soul just like I planned.

That was kind of my take too. His face seems to be saying, "Shit, he has one of these too? I figured just firing this up would scare him off. Might be kinda fucked here..."

Makes me wanna ctrl+ALT+del Meghan off the face of the Earth.

She is the human equivalent of an infected pubic hair shaft. Let’s hope she gets MRSA.

Chlamdidyain. Syphillistentohercriesofpain.

Bacterial Deadginosis.

Her husband is the real MVP. So glad he didn’t just turn a blind eye to the reports and cooperated so she could be caught.

True, and fixed, and I apologize. But, counterpoint:

“If you don’t have good insurance you’re fucked” Which leads to the underlying premise at the beginning of Breaking Bad. ;)

And why does it cost less per capita in Canada over the US? Is it because people are more likely to go get treated in Canada so there is less of a chance of an illness to spread?

Just remember who is fighting for univeral healthcare come 2016 #feelthebern

Why not just buy out all of the pharmaceutical companies and raise the prices 5000%? It’s a free market! Btw, some of the worst ideas we’ve had as a country:

Is this guy wearing sunglasses indoors standing in front of a flat screen TV playing an actual Flo-Rida music video? So much douche bag going on in this article I can’t take it.

Hey now, I’ve smoked my share of weed and I’ve never thought those movies were okay.