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Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

There are never inappropriate times to reference Rick and Morty

He sampled the song Children for his ode to sex with an underage girl?!

I think Anthem has been playing dumb about women’s health for a long time, and has committed to that even moreso since the ACA. I had my Fallopian tubes removed in 2013 and they continuously refused to pay the whole bill, insisting that I had to pay a co-pay like always. I finally had to file an appeal; the customer

People said Kimmy Smchidt put him over the edge but I read he had suffered from depression for a long time. Anyone that obsessed with beauty obviously has profound issues. The mans life sounds very tragic.

‘Hey, you got a package in the mail!”

Oh... roses have never killed in the Game of Thrones?

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