He saw getting rid of Rinsey as show of loyalty, not realizing, of course, that he was trying the noose on his own neck the whole time.

THIS.IS.AWESOME. I knew he’d crash and burn but I had no idea it would be so SOON! I mean, he chose this job over his family and the birth of his CHILD and then got canned after 10 days! He ran out Reince Priebus and then Reince’s replacement got rid of him! Oh this is just beautiful.

Lmao. No one can outshine Trump! I knew his media seeking rants and outbursts would spell his doom. Tell me again how the WH isn’t in chaos?

No one’s invincible in this White House.

BYE BITCH

To be fair, he took down Reince “Mad Dog” Priebus, so he probably thought that he was invincible.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

I think he might just be an idiot. There are a lot of derogatory slurs for women out there but “northeasterner” is a new one; it’s more likely that he just doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

SOMETIMES SNACKING IS A CHORE AND IT’S HARD WORK AND SOME OF US SWEAT BUT WE SNACK THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT BECAUSE SNACKING IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

I will be happy, as a woman, to empty a double barrel shotgun in your fat ass, you misogynist piece of shit.

“Some of the people that are opposed to this, there are female senators from the Northeast... If it was a guy from South Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style,”

three “female senators from the Northeast,”

I think of you get a table like that you could actually go several differently directions, basically whatever you want, because of the two-tone top. As long as the woods have that cool undertone like the table and your maple, vs something warm like cherry or mahogany like finish, you could really do anything. You…

No idea. I don’t have an eye for that kind of stuff and suspect my aunt will help me design, but your new place looks great.

Now I want a disability cheque wrapped around a pack of no-filters.

I honestly don’t think it’s a tough one. Best case scenario is he lives but never has a life. These parents are selfish as fuck.

“it happened during the dessert course.”

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…