Those Canadians and their emphasis on education over corporate tax breaks, their free health care, and their gun laws that help the murder rate stay a fraction of what it is in America..........When will they learn?

I mean you could just set up a live feed video with a zoom and charge access fee’s. That’s probably a legit terrible person, but I’d deem it fair honestly.

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

I can never seem to figure out which of them I dislike more. Mike Pence is so Anti-Gay, you just know he’s had a dick in his mouth at some point in his life.

He looks like a sentient glob of mashed potatos.

I believe you meant to say in the dick.

I think women should be given equal opportunity to punch Richard Spencer in the face.

Omg, that’s hilarious you said that- the headline pictures didn’t load right away, and I had him pictured as an ugly fat old white dude by the time they did. Sure enough....

He looks like a paler version of Karl Rove:

Right. Such a prime example of masculinity. Just like how those white power guys are such prime specimens.

I love when the person making such statements look exactly how I imagine they would.

I believe he earned that distinction by ejaculating into Ivanka Trump, thereby earning the president’s admiration... tinged with jealousy.

>Even worse would be if Kushner was attempting to use the personal email to hide anything from Senate investigators—something which there is currently no evidence to suggest happened, but would be stupid in catastrophic terms if it did.

Did she freak out and think that you were being murdered?

Exactly. My only reason for a security setting is because my preferred level (none) lead to magic button selection in my pocket.

We’re really, really mad at you. Sick with disgust. Your country ruins everything for everyone else on the planet.

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

Unless your redemption tour involves calling Bobby Mueller and telling his team everything, then shouting those same things from the rooftops and via every news organization, you are not redeemed, you have not served your penance, and you do not get a cookie. Oh, you let people laugh at your expense, that’s nice. Come…

Y’all missed this one...