WE, however, do have something to celebrate.

I hope she’s addicted to chewing gum.

Tucker could crouch on the floor while Tomi uses him for a footrest, extending those sexy legs for the cameras. Any time Tucker interjects an opinion, Tomi could say to her co-hosts: “Did you hear something? Some kind of bleating noise? Must have been the ottoman.” Maybe grind her heels in a little.

No. A real conservative would expect EVERYONE ELSE to do that while they take advantage of labor law protections. If you do it, you’re a special snowflake who is too weak to survive without the nanny state. If I do it, it’s for a good cause and only a godless liberal like you would look down upon me in my time of…

Maybe I’m just tired at the end of a long day, but I found that immensely amusing and I think you’re doing the Lord’s work. ty.

Oh I agree. I just love using that GIF when she comes up. :)

Tomi can be used to further stimulate Coulter’s self-hatred & inferiority complex, with humorous results. Bet Bill O’Reilly has already sent three or four memos upstairs, urging Lahren’s hire. Bill’s got plans for a young lady like Tomi. Yes, indeed.

Envoking labor laws?! What a liberal snowflake. A real conservative would cower before the omnipotence of The Almighty Employer and faithfully accept whatever fate The Free Market has in store for them.

Surely Fox needs her as part of a fallback plan for when Anne Coulter has to return to her sarcophagus.

One too many, “way to go, Tammy” comments got me blocked by her on Twitter. That’s okay, Tanya, you be mad if you want to. (It might have been the day I ran through every T name I could think of.)

No but this time she’s being an asshole to her makers. I want more. I have all this popcorn.

I am bathing in the glory that is Paul Ryan’s failure today. He is trying so hard to push through his “fuck the poor, make the rich richer” plan that he loves more than anything else in this world. He has everything he should need to make it happen. And it just. isn’t. working. And now he is tied to the flaming…

I honestly don’t know, but I’m going to take today to enjoy 45's massive failure. Which I made sure to tweet to him and Ryan. 

My first thought as well. So, it’s either what happened, or we’re all sick fucks.

“I saw it on breaking bad!”

I’m glad I’m not alone and I really need to stop watching crime shows.

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

It’s like the two ends of the same spectrum reaching around and touching each other. Is that gay?