I, for one, welcome Gene Shalit to the AV Club.

I'll hold out for the sequel: Hank Williams 2: Electric Bocephalo

This guy knows what he wants in a movie.

Trump v. Sanders: Dawn of Penises

God damnit, Dowd, the people need their piss info!

I wonder if the writers have an assigned shortcut key for the phrase "…and then they fuck."

Hard pass. That header pic is a total sausage fest. What is this, a gangbang?

Nah, all the sexy candidates already dropped out.

They'll definitely file post-trial motions, but it doesn't sound like they've had much luck before the trial court judge to date.

I don't imagine they have many assets. Another company might be able to borrow against their goodwill, but I'm not sure Gawker has any.

CNN says $55 million is economic and $60 million is emotional, so presumably only the $60 would be capped. More importantly, Gawker would still need to put up the $50 million bond if it wanted to appeal.

Holy shit, it's Doobs!

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all…

Doing a race-swapped remake of the "Little Chocolate Donuts" sketch.

Dad, why did you take me to a gay pop culture website?

But all of my dirtiest fantasies involve republicans, specifically Spiro Agnew.

The Brock/Undertaker match essentially was a lesbian one night stand, though.

All these memes were included in Frank Darabont's first draft.

Hey, really Giger!

Dre has no sympy for those east coast fatasses!