I've always said we needed an Evan Dando biopic.

Ah, the old Terry Funk retirement.

Look into your heart. It was you the whole time.

Instead, Metropolitan shows a lot of close-up photos of the Iraqi desert.

It had a couple. "Tepid in Akron" ran for four seasons.

It goes to prove the old saying: "A man with skulls full of vodka can have any woman he wants."

Decapitation?

Are we sure his career didn't peak when he had a three-way with Hogan and the YEHT-AY?

I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!

It was the style at the time.

Sid? I feel like we're missing someone.

Bullet with Crossface Chicken Wings

Wrong anchor died!

…and that kickass theme song.

I walked out of Beerfest on a plane.

I try to be good, hard worker-man, but refrigemater so messy, so so messy.

That's nothing compared to when Chucky the evil doll showed up to cut a promo on Rick "Dog-Faced Gremlin" Steiner.

It's pretty clear that I wasn't accusing the DA of directly violating the ABA standards. It's also pretty clear that we were discussing mainly matters covered by Standard 3-3.9 and specifically subsections (a), (c), (d), and (e). On Monday, McCulloch said that there was "no probable cause to file charges" against…

How is that a counterpoint?

What now, EARTH?