Sexy Sex

Port Bort: Mort Cort 2

I ain't no Professor Pickles!

Some charlatan has stolen my script for a Ziggy movie and is passing it off as his own!

They smell like shit… but not like actual human feces.

He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the Franco. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Who was in the last crop again, Annette Funicello?

Buy me nostalgia or go to hell.

What are you guys talking about? I thought he effectively tabled all concerns so the team could move forward into a new proactive paradigm.

But Karl Malone is all, "You are gonna pay a lot for this muffler, and the cost is going to be prohibitive!"

He's playing the villain? Only Tina Fey has the clout to cause a Cena heel turn.

And the second WW would claim the shopkeeper and his son.

Everyone's gay for Murray.

The penis is my hammer.

Because of the flattery of charming strangers?

Man, I would kill for a near-mint copy of "The Amazing Publius #1."

Alison Brie's going to be in a Whitesnake video?

And on the third day, Christ Farley rose from the dead and moved into … a van down by the river.

O'Neal's doped up or dying or something.

Yeah, but I watched that too and all I had to do was look out my window.