It’s weird that this article doesn’t mention the fact that Seinfeld reversed his position during his Colbert appearance. After the segment posted in the article, the show went to a commercial and then came back. Seinfeld said that he had thought about it over the break and realized that “I can’t separate it either.”…

"It was horrible! He would get drunk on Ouzo and throw lamb gyros at me!"

We're finally getting a sequel to Boat Trip?

Al Gore's Rhythms is one of the best smooth jazz trios led by a former Vice President.

Hopefully at the dry cleaners.

Guess what? If you're gonna guest star on "Murder She Wrote," I get to make a trading card out of ya! New No-No!

Gilmore Girls: The Long Halloween

The heat death of the universe,still not fixed.

I'm into hardcore BDSM, Alex. In fact, didn't I see you at the club on Tuesday?

As long as she dances to an appropriate song. I'm thinking "Brick" by Ben Folds Five.

What I'd like to have right now is for all you skinny, pencil-necked, indie-rock sweathogs to shut your mouths while I take off my robe and show the women what a real band looks like!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that this horny teenager has been caught and compromised to a permanent end!"

*Checks out Dowd's sex tape*

This is making me reevaluate my stance on Jay Leno.

Jerk Broad?

I would say their version of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back."

So, Mr. Reigns, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?

He's clearly playing the villainous Pickle Juice.

Nah, Will Smith just had an even dirtier bit about pussies that he insisted on using.

Hugh Laurie is secretly a tentacle monster.