When I read “Final fantasy” and “Live-action”, all I can think of is that half the budget is going to be spent on hair gel.

It wont be an authentic FFXIV show unless they stroll through mor dhona and there’s an elf on a flaming wolf, next to a lalafell on a behemoth running in circles, next to a hopping car.

SPACEBOUND

Okay, but if you find a tree and a bunch of masked, red headed kids running around, I’d check the fuck outta there.

Hah, this is pretty awesome. It’s interesting to see localization hype from the other side. I’m used to us clamoring for a Japanese game.

Good fucking grief. Why the state even gets to have a say in normal life activities you perform in your home in any form is beyond me.

Heh, “FF7".

Are you saying that all we need to do to solve global warming is find the Well of Ascension and have the Hero of Ages move the planet farther away from the sun?

So is it not just the remnants of the dead god Preservation reaching out to empower allomancers?

it occurs to me there may have been a few things here and there that they MIGHT have been able to cut out to lower the need to sell 10 million units just to break even

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

I had to work really hard not to litter terrible puns throughout.

It sounds like Samsung Galaxy...