No Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

Incorrect.

He's not even that fat.

18. Let the series die already.

Pretty much all prog rock? I can certainly appreciate the technical proficiency, but it makes me want to stab out my earholes.

I remember there being a pretty high number of shitty songs on most of the golden era rap albums I owned. Like you'd buy MC Breed's album and discover that the reason you only ever heard that one song is because there only really was that one song.

He boned that red-haired lady that worked at the funeral home then went completely bonkers.

Couples therapy really should have a minimum relationship duration requirement. If you're < 2 years, the breakup should be mandatory.

How does your mother-in-law snoop through your phone? My phone is always in my pocket, or on the nightstand when I'm asleep.

Lil Wayne, Steely Dan.

Cormac McCarthy and Chris Onstad.

Big-ass lumps or big ass-lumps?

It's not really pop culture, but The Gormenghast Trilogy. The first book is really well written, and is unique in that it's basically a fantasy book without magic. The second book I can only read about 10 pages at a time and it's taken me like 6 months to get through.

I couldn't make it through the first ep either. Seemed to be too much "wacky guys doing wacky things" and not much actual story.

That was basically John Leguizamo's thing in Son of Sam, right?

Come on, you know the rules. Anyone less kinky than you is a prude, anyone more kinky is a pervert.

Let's be honest, they're terrible rappers. But they have some clever rhymes, good samples, hired good DJs and are generally decent musicians, so they produce decent music.

Two scenes in Exorcist 3. The one with the nurse and the one with the old woman crawling across the ceiling.

Pretty much all of the John Bellairs books. So obviously for kids, but so goddamn terrifying.
Raold Dahl's Book of Ghost Stories is pretty scary stuff too, but I suppose that shouldn't be surprising.

Likewise baby powder. Why would you want to smell like a baby? Get you some gold bond or something.