True enough. I wonder how much of the beer will be Boh?

"I want a 'robot' waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." It might actually be quite funny given how many times the word was used.

Actually, it was a real iPad. I forget what veggies he chose to chop with it.

Jon Stewart used his iPad to chop veggies. I guess Apple didn't go after him because if they did, he would spend two weeks ridiculing them on Comedy Central.

@enlight10ment: No optical zoom on HD video? I haven't missed the feature as of yet, but with a very pregnant wife, this may become an issue.

@muyiwa: It is stupidly expensive, but some people want the ability to switch SIM cards all over the place. Definitely not worth it for non travelers.

I got lost at the title. I've always liked the Elphs for their small footprint point and click high quality photo's, but my only issue is the digital zoom is brutal.

@muyiwa: If you buy it off contract from a source other than a carrier, it is unlocked but not jailbroken.

@DonLaFontaine: She's a real witch?

Just looking at the stand would make me want to order another pizza and I'd get all fat 'n shit.

Definitely a guy living a very challenging life, but with a great attitude.

@Kaiser-Machead: Free of charge.

I assume he's going to get some jail time and that there will be a few "Cox" jokes from his fellow inmates when he bends over for the soap.

Me and my wife are frequent travelers for work and are regularly tracking each other via airline websites. I had no idea such well developed applications like this were available to the public. Great post.

@Kevster: Someone always has to be logical...I have an iPhone though, so holding down two buttons and then swiping might leave me steering the car with a knee or elbow. Actually, I've probably done that before, so screw the App.

@AimAtTheFace: Maybe I just don't know the phone number to call. I really need to go to the bathroom.

@Kaiser-Machead: Ernest and Castro met face to face at least once, so his books must be communist treachery.

Apple's draconian and fluid "policies" are why I have a love/hate relationship with them. Soon I might have to raise my hand and ask someone at Apple if I can leave the dinner table to use the restroom.

@WestwoodDenizen: Where I work there is a complete ban on cell phone use while driving on company time, even when using Bluetooth. I think that has gone way too far.

@timgray: I'm pretty sure my comment was directed at drivers not passengers. I'd be all for well trained parrots making calls too.