There is a picture of him with his mouth open where he looks more like a ham than I do, and I am a ham with glasses.

No, I literally had to do that just now.

You should just make your own.

No, dad! No!

That reminds me, I have to delete those Woody Allen movies that showed up in my queue during the last Netflix streaming update.

I like the team with the most fearsome animal name.

I half-watched Falling Skies while I noodled around on the internet.

Nobody cares.

I just want to rain on everyone's parade and point out that, with Orci directing, Shatnergate is going to be more interesting than the actual movie.

Hey, people love Sleepy Hollow and that show is a boring piece of shit, so anything goes, I guess.

Actually, yes, you're incredibly sad, especially when compared to me.

What a sad little man you are.

Yeah, you seem like the kind of person who would defiantly stay at a place he wasn't wanted just to be an asshole.

"It's opinions, deal with it."

I just think it's funny that you spent so much time defending shitty movies and then turn around and shit on a great one.

He spent a lot of time defending Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and the Michael Bay Transformers movies last week.

That is your opinion not fact, etc etc etc.

Yeah, wow, you guys were way off with that review.

I can't wait until O'Reilly runs out of historical figures and has to ghost-write "Killing Reagan," where Hillary Clinton, Barack Hussein Obamacare, Eric Holder and Sean Penn travel back in time using ACORN's secret Islamic Communist time machine to murder Ronald Reagan in his prime, when he was old and senile and…

Mmmmmmmm, melon.