No Stan Lee cameo in this one.

In Mel Gibson's Marvel movie, the Red Skull wins.

I think you glossed over the most interesting part of the interview:

Now let's see you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker!

You don't like JLaw or comic book metahumor?

Is that what "Tossed salad and scrambled eggs, oh my!" refers to?

I still love "One punch!"

This is great mews!

South Park already pointed that out in it's "Rob Schneider is derp da derp derpppity derp derp until one day derpiity derp derp derp de dedillldy derp!"

This is yet another great reason why I pledged my sketch show fealty to Key and Peele.

IN THE LAND OF THE SKUNK, THE MAN WITH HALF A NOSE IS KING!

I was in a Walgreens this past week and two people came in to interrupt me and ask the clerk if they had a Redbox, which they obviously did not, and then asked the clerk where the closest Walgreens with a Redbox was.

"Yes, but I am in 14 hours worth of traffic…"

I found this historical document that answers your question:

Don't give Ben Affleck any ideas.

Oh man, just wait 'til you get to this:

My fault is that I wasted way too much time on a sad little troll like you.

Actually, Incurable Ennui's amount of respect here surpasses your own by so much that we would have to break out some crazy, high-level Einstein math to be able to quantify it.

We've got Kanye.

I have a question: why this movie?