Oh shit, nobody tells Ham Rove what to do.

I don't really get what the big deal is.

I feel like Kanye could take a few pointers from Morrissey on how to successfully make an entertaining delusional rant to the media.

Do you mean Jersey Girl? Or Gigli?

I went to an art school for a while, and having had classes with fashion people, I have learned that a lot of them are not very nice.

So Simmons is being proactive in creating Caesar's Legion from Fallout: New Vegas?

According to the Rules of Cool, as set by Arthur Herbert Fozarelli, isn't it cooler to not stand up when everyone else is?

Too bad all that "publicity" didn't sell out the scores of empty seats that can be seen clearly in the video.

"If you tell me to stand up one more time, I will shoot you in face.

He would make a really great radio host/conspiracy nut, if he wanted to break into the doomsday prepper market.

Bono turned into Sinead O'Connor so gradually I didn't even notice.

I think you're taking a joke article making fun of some asshole a wee bit too seriously.

To be fair, being that arrogant isn't a crime.

Except that many of those same bands have no problem accepting a huge paycheck for a lifeless corporate gig, or soon will when they drop out of public favor.

If you really want to see some nasty shit, check out the Reddit thread where people talk about being thrown out of MC Chris shows because MC Chris is a sad little man that gets off on throwing people out of his shows.

Does this count?

The A.V. Club

Did anyone else notice that half of the seats in that place are empty?

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.

I did not realize that Brick Mansions was a remake of District B13.