In related news, I got a ridiculous Gandalf pipe and a copy of Cap: The Winter Soldier and got ridiculously high, because everyone wants to smoke out of a ridiculous Gandalf pipe and who am I to tell them no?

"We are canceling these bad reviews!"

What about….a Lobot cheeseburger?

Well, I think we all know what needs to be done:

If it's a comedy, why are they putting Rucky Gervais in it?

Ahhhhh, Lobot.

Just to let everyone know: The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. still holds up.

I feel like if Apocalypse should at least give him a gorilla mask.

Have you thought of bringing in the Easter Bunny as a undercover agent?

Oh, that wasn't the worst.

I love Doin' Lines With Mark.

I worked at a video store when Shooter came out, and we couldn't keep it in stock for months.

Also without an editor: Kevin Spacey's character in the movie Seven.

Mr. Brainwash is my least favorite Paul F. Tompkins character.

Do you eat it or pour it over your head?

Does Olive Garden have a straight-up buffet yet?

I think it's more his arrogance and the constant stream of stupid antics he seems to engage in.

So pissing in a mop bucket in the back of a restaurant "isn't that bad?"

I guess you missed the article where Bieber was eating other Canadians and he turned into a Wendigo?

"I don't really get what this kid has done lately that makes him such an awful person."