EBLT, where the "EB" is "elephant bacon."

And thank you for proving my point.

Actualy, 46.9 million of that is from Judge Judy's side business, the importation of endangered species for rich people to eat, like in The Freshman.

I wonder how long until Denny's placemats are just blank with hashtags all over them, so that people who go to Denny's can know what it's like to be on Twitter.

Really?

But if I make the pasta at home, how will I have the experience of the constant screams of other people's feral children being let off their leash?

I don't think you can legally call the things you get from Taco Bell a "taco."

When people are so desperate to get out of their shitty job that they'll write a fake racial slur on a receipt, I think it's maybe time to give them some raises.

Making fun of Olive Garden without having been in one is akin to complaining that, when the sewers get all stinky and you can smell it on the street, it smells like a sewer though you've never actually been in a sewer.

No, it's just that, in comparison to your tired, corny "jokes," I look like Louis C.K. over here.

My doctor says I need to smoke pot to get high, so no, I have not gotten high at 3:09 p.m.

There aren't enough drugs in the world to find you clever.

Continuing an "off your meds" "joke?"

Oh, so when you complain about how you miss certain parts of this site that are no longer the same, that's fine, but when I do it I'm crazy?

I dunno, late August/early September is usually when studios dump their low-end action movies like Resident Evil or Conan, and it's not like another cruddy Milla Jovovich movie is going to be setting the box office on fire.

I wish this comment had been made by ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

You're the one throwing the temper tantrum, grandpa.

I'd still rate Gotham Central higher.

I love John Ostrander but no.

I wasn't complaining about the show "not respecting comic source material," I was pointing out that the Jim Corrigan most modern audiences know is not the Specter.