Have you not read Gotham Central?

Geoff Johns has Marv Wolfman hooked up to an idea-stealing machine set to "Crisis."

I think you're thinking of Atticus Kodiak, star of the Greg Rucka novels.

Wait, you're saying that someone writes DC comics?

I could definitely see Greg Rucka wanting to stick it to big nerds, especially if those big nerds were editors for DC.

I think you're confusing Cat Man with The Cat Men.

I care!

That's from Brubaker and Rucka's Gotham Central, actually.

I don't understand this, because most modern comic audiences know Detective Jim Corrigan as the guy who killed Detective Crispus Allen, Renee Montoya's partner. Allen then went on to become The Spectre.

Obviously it's because he escaped from the underground research facility, deep in the Siberian wastes, and made his way to civilization to take revenge on the society that genetically engineered him and also to get some catnip and some of those mouse toys with the bells in them.

He is the only man in the world that owns a bulletproof kimono:

We already sent Jason Jones, what more do you want?

In Putin's Russia, journalist report themselves!

You should probably not watch Chan-wook Park's Lady Vengeance, then.

The spokesperson is Cheech Marin.

OH MY FSM, THE RUSSIANS HAVE CAT MAN TECHNOLOGY!

My parents once had Gene Hackman curse at them for recognizing him outside a restaurant in Paris.

I got my entire family, including my grandmother, to go see "The Rock" (the movie, not the person).

They were all like, "Oh shit, only most people hate our product and we need to increase that to EVERYONE!"

I watched it and the only thing I could tell that was different was an extra scene at the end involving a snow plow and lots of ninja limbs.