I'm actually happier to hear that Siddig is going to be on Game on Thrones next season.

I am so happy to hear that Devon Aoki isn't on the show anymore.

I loved that book but I have yet to see the movie.

BE-E-ER?

Has there been any Hollywood adaptations of anime other than the horrific Dragonball movie?

Nobody cares.

I don't know how he has time to make music when he's so busy playing every post-transformation vampire on The Strain.

Hey Neo-Con Aquaman, why don't you go talk to some fish about how a flat tax would really be best for everyone?

I'm still pitching my Terry Crews/The Rock Tango and Cash remake.

John Hawkes would kill it as Adam Warlock.

An animated version of Identity Crisis would do it.

How about Identity Crisis: The Animated Movie?

Speaking of Chicago arcades, remember the dual arcade/Battletech combo at North Pier?

Pause the video at 0:15 to see the greatest mullet ever.

Waitaminute!

That means we're less than three years away from the "Death of the Superhero Movie" article's decade anniversary.

I'm proud to be in America where at least I know I'm free to desecrate historical sites on my ATV while firing two pistols into the air and screaming "YEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!"

That's what happens when you let the King of England come in and tell you where you can drive your ATVs.

At least with Ant-Man they'd be somewhat justified, considering the behind-the-scenes shuffling.

I'm sure that list of names of the people hacked has not, at any point, been put to nefarious use.