Now that Guardians is the most successful movie of the year, I would like to call for all entertainment writers on the internet to please hold a moratorium on articles that ask "IS THE THE LAST SUCCESSFUL COMIC BOOK MOVIE?" or "GUARDIANS: MARVEL'S FAILURE?"

You might want to stop being such a delusional, pathetic hatemonger.

I was making an offhand comment about my own record buying habits, not engaging in serious speculation about the music business.

You're really so delusional and stupid that you can't tell the difference between what happened with Jack Thompson and what happened in the last week?

Jack Thompson?

So show me where they happened.

What a bunch of horseshit.

You didn't specify, so that's why I asked.

Yeah, it sure would be a shame if women broke men's dominance on the gaming world and got some characters that weren't talking breasts.

Are you talking about Syfy network history?

I was going to name some people who opposed women's suffrage that you're just like, but then I remembered that history has judiciously forgotten all those useless assholes.

Billboard SoundScan doesn't count Bandcamp, is what I'm saying.

I bet you wash yourself with a rag on a stick.

Sorry, I don't waste my time arguing with losers like you.

There is no spirit of inclusion or equality for pieces of human garbage like yourself.

Congratulations, Robot King, you have just earned yourself a stomping from my minions!

Now you're just talking crazy.

What part of "shut the fuck up" do you find confusing?

I meant annoying know-it-alls, but sure.

Yes, but the poor quality of the video game more than makes up for it.