My  mistake was going too fancy - I thought it was spelling Bagels & Beignets - not Bagels and Doughnuts!

As the parent of a child with a severe allergy, I really need you to stop putting “non-GMO” and “organic” on the same level as “nut-free” or “gluten-free”. They are not the same, they are not even remotely similar, and the ridiculous obsession with organic and non-GMO foods has lead people to attempt to feed my child…

I guess if you have allergies you do what you have to do, but “milk-like chocolatey candies” is one of the saddest phrases ever printed and seems like a Simpsons joke.

I’m sure it is lost on most of these people that if they had been actually buying it for $3 a pack instead of just feeling nostalgic for it, they wouldn’t have to pay $179 a pack for it now.

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

The glaring omission is how Canada never gets the fun flavours.

I must now make Xzibit proud by making Rice Krispies treats using the Rice Krispies treats flavor Peeps for the marshmallows.

It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Because it is bothering the hardest trophy to win and the most beautiful trophy in sports?

“There’s just no reason a top-heavy insulated tumbler best suited to long-haul trucking should be selling for thousands of dollars online.” There’s no reason they should be selling for $49.95!!!

Every single person who has consumed it has died or will die in the future, it’s poison!

All this, just for deadly dihydrogen monoxide.

My girls learned a lot about public speaking, organization, responsibility selling cookies.

I’m good then. Can’t be hungover if you haven’t stopped drinking, that is just good science.

In honor of the duration of Fruit Stripe's flavor, I will observe five seconds of silence... and that's being generous.

Order accuracy and deals are exactly why I use an app whenever possible. At least then I have no one to blame but myself if I order the wrong thing.

On the topic of chewing gum, for some reason when I was around 10 years old, a whole slew of new gums came out. I remember Freshen Up, Bubble Yum, and Bubblicious all being new at about that time. A piece of one of those was like some kind of prison barter token to schoolkids at recess. Once in about 7th grade one of…

I can’t be the only one who thinks this is kind of awesome, right? Isn’t this basically peak-Jalop? Buying the cars of yesteryear that we claim to pine for, but also with a warranty?

The concept sounds like it has a lot of potential, but it feels like the mistake was trying to pull these off without having to develop a whole new ‘container’ to deliver them in.

We just got back from a Hawaiian vacation at a higher-end resort that I used points on, and the restaurants to a one (from poolside to high-end) all had kids menus. The higher-end restaurant had slightly more finicky food on the kids menu, but it was clearly designed for kids.