Exactly.  This is peak capitalism (and that’s not a compliment).

Is... is there any appeal to this at all? I mean, I guess if you think the voice is real, maybe, but knowing it’s AI, is anyone going to one chain over another because it sounds like a d-list celebrity (or even an A-lister) is taking your order?

Festoon it with creepy paper!

Will you be fucking it, as Chef Evan Funke suggested above?

And maybe the success strategy for the US market is to not call it a taco...

Or those rental companies that sold off their fleets and didn’t have any cars when people started travelling again.

They’ll just regurgitate whatever Elon shat in their mouths about it.

Well I gotta keep it goin keep it goin keep it goin full steam

I was not happy when I first read the title, but learning in the end that SHE has to find some place that will hire her or she goes to jail anyways is the cherry on top. It seems like this was more of a joke on the judge’s side to punish her further. Not only will she be denied employment repeatedly, at the end of…

Looks like a place to get your sugar with coffee and cream.

The same people seemed absolutely blindsided when pent up demand was released, supply couldn’t instantly recover to meet it, lots of people had more cash than they expected to from government programs that supported the economy through the pandemic, and companies looked to recover profits from a poor year when…

We’ve had the wraps, only three flavours and two styles of each

We never lost Snack Wraps in Canada, but McD’s need to bring back the Mac Wrap.

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Sorry, where did they say anyone was being tricked into eating anything?

TWO articles in The Takeout in the same day that could have been slideshows but weren’t? Either SOMEBODY is getting fired, or you finally figured out how much we hate them.

Curious as to the production values. Not curious enough to sign up — I won’t give one red cent to this venture — but wondering what kind of home studio situation he has going on, if he has professional help or is setting it up himself, etc.

Is he done with sexually harassing people, too?

“like-minded creatives”

Truly the “you can’t fire me, I quit!” of celebrity chefs leaving a city they were kicked out of for reprehensible behavior...