It’s not enough to stock up. You must protect it.

“or just ask for extra sauce”

Maitre’d?

Thank you for sharing your point of view. I’m with you, but on the opposite end of the spectrum Demi has created seemingly out of nowhere. I absolutely want to be sensitive to people who struggle with eating disorders, but I’m having a hard time with this one.

Not british enough.

I used to buy a lot in bulk because I could buy small quantities of something since there are just two of us.

I’m going to need someone to read this story about Bob Saget and Candace Cameron Bure for me and then never actually tell me what it’s about because I don’t care and I don’t want to know.

In their defense, I'd be pissed if Jared Leto was playing anyone in my family too. He's a garbage person AND a garbage "actor."

I more than kind of feel for her. They were married 73 years! If anyone other than the deceased has a say in keeping the peace/ ceremony at their own funeral, it should be their life partner, and 73 years is longer than the life expectancy of many folks.

Already did - I’m zmuggling ketchup packetz up there!

I have read elsewhere that Andrew was demanding to go in his military uniform. Like many decisions made by the royal family, I think this has nothing to do with Harry’s feelings and everything to do with Andrew’s.

Look- I don’t pay for individual-sized condiments. This is precisely half of the reason why I don’t eat at Zaxby’s. The other half? They call their “salads” “zalads” instead of calling them “zaladz.”

I kind of feel for the Queen. She did just lose the man that she has been married to for over 70 years. And she has to deal with her family’s nonsense. And she still has to be the Queen.

That is an awful picture of Halle Berry. I’ve got my judgy pants on today! 

I’m kind of bummed that they broke up, for no reason other than when they cut to him during her performances at the Super Bowl and the inauguration he looked like he was bursting with pride and it was adorable. 

A lot of these people very much want girlfriends/wives/boyfriends/husbands. People who will provide the emotional support, settle down, chill with on sundays, have family cookouts, take care of them when they are sick or down. All the other stuff of a relationship that makes them worthwhile. And they absolutely don’t…

Excuse me, but JLo and A-Rod are not my mom and dad. They strike me as middling talents who value form over substance. They are beautiful people who wear beautiful clothes and take beautiful vacations, but add nothing to making the world a better place.

I know I might get killed for this but maybe her and Ben Affleck should get back together. They seem that they are still friendly, are you ready for Bennifer 2 or do you think it would be more like Gigli part 2?

Can I come please?

Whenever (if ever) this pandemic is over, I am going to rent a cabin, buy some groceries (lots) and invite my kids for an Eat Like Claire vacation.