Re: know your order. I’m not sure I understand why asking the bartender to make whatever they want is annoying. Do people complain when they get their unspecified shots because they don’t like them or they weren’t what they had in mind? Shouldn’t the bartenders be happy or at least fine with the opportunity to get rid…

Ok I have never heard the bread in the bottom trick but it might be genius.

I’m struggling to understand who these are for. If you’re a big enough Dew fan to seek these out then you likely aren’t concerned about the sugar content, or are actively looking for a sugar rush, right? And you’d be expecting a caffeine kick too, which these also don’t deliver. It’s like they’re imagining some…

Solidarity. Glad to have you back!

It’s the fact that both are cold for me. Gah, Dennis. 

Not to be pedantic (though start now?) but most millennials are firmly in their 30s and are the ones with families. This tiktok stuff is targeting Gen Z. “Millennial” isn’t slang for “any young people who are into apps and trends corporations don’t understand.”

If you are doing a custom order, park and go inside friend.

Butter the bread, add cheese, crack an egg into a bowl and scramble it, pour no more than half the egg over the two sandwiches. Toast. Perfection. Also makes a great handpie if you fill it with some diced apple, sugar and cinnamon.

Because of the way the grill plate presses the bread down to make the triangles, the bread also gets compressed and toasty and crunchy in a way that is incredible. It sounds terrible but it’s a big selling point.

Pinch of salt, man.

Why the Girl Guides haven’t gotten into the samoa business I will never understand. 

The kind of content that keeps me coming back to this site.

Yeah, I know these are fourth graders but methinks they should be spending slightly more time on printing.

I cannot imagine downing a plate of pasta and then doing any sort of strenuous physical activity afterwards, let alone at an olympic level. Athletes: they’re not like us!

This is clearly a case for the Inspector of Gadgets. Once it gets, uh, manufactured. 

Chicken wings are the best use of an air fryer.

In order for the strawberry shortcake to be an “official” state dessert version of the dish, it needs to be topped with Florida-made whipped cream, which is highly specific.

Literal nazis with nazi flags are at these protests.

Every single one of these sounds like trash. Delicious, delicious, take-my-money trash.

Tim Horton’s does a breakfast wrap with a similar hash brown in it, and honestly the hash-b ends up losing all of its charm in the middle of the breakfast sandwich. You don’t get any sense of the crispy exterior, so instead it’s kind of like a thin layer of kind of gluey mashed potatoes fighting with all the other…